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[?]

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We really should
wait for Tony, sir.

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He should be here any minute.

4
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Major Nelson has exactly
three minutes.

5
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If he isn't here, we'll start
the procedures without him.

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Yes, sir.

7
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Couldn't we delay it
a little while, doctor?

8
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Two minutes, Major Healey.
But, doctor...

9
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[TICKING]

10
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[?]

11
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[GROANS]

12
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Jeannie!

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Jeannie!

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[SCREAMS]

15
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Good morning, master.

16
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Uh, Jeannie,
you let me oversleep.

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I-I told you we were gonna have
a dry run of a spaceshot today.

18
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Well, I woke on time, but I...

19
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I dreamed that we were married,

20
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and I could not resist
going back for the honeymoon.

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Get me to the base,
would you, please?

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Now?
Yes, now.

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Oh, very well.

24
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[SIGHS]

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It's not like Tony
to be late, sir.

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Major, we're gonna start.

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Oh, uh, Dr. Bellows.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Uh, would you like some
breakfast, sir?

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[?]

31
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[?]

32
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[?]

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Five, four, three, two...

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You're home, Sam.

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[PHONE BUZZES]

36
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This is Cap-Com Control
signing off.

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[CHUCKLING]
Yeah. Perfect.

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Hi, Tony.
Hello, major.

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Take him down.
Oh, hello, doctor.

40
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How'd it go at your end?

41
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An unqualified success,
Major Nelson.

42
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Your prot�g� is green for go
for the real thing tomorrow.

43
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I'm certain Sam appreciates
your contribution.

44
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Well, I didn't join
the, uh, astronaut program

45
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to become a radio
announcer, sir.

46
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I was hoping NASA would put me
in the driver's seat.

47
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Well, I'm with Tony.

48
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We're the senior astronauts
on this project.

49
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And who gets to make
the first shot? Sam.

50
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I mean, it isn't fair.

51
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Now, don't be bitter, gentlemen.

52
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If you really wanted first crack
at this mission, why, you...

53
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[CHUCKLES] You should
have been more selective

54
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in choosing parents.

55
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It's all a matter of heredity.

56
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Well done, Sam.

57
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[GIBBERING]

58
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All right, uh, Sam,

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press the green one.

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[GIBBERING]

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ROGER: Hey.
TONY: Good boy.

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Good boy, Sam.

63
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There's something wrong
with this.

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I'm gonna have to check it.

65
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I'm gonna have to
get a technician

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to take a look at this panel.

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Hurry up, will ya, Tony?

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Everybody else has
gone for lunch.

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Master!

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[GASPS] Oh!

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Jeannie!

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Oh, thank heavens.

73
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Oh, for a minute,
I thought that...

74
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What are you doing here?

75
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I told you never
come to NASA. Never.

76
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But it is important, master.

77
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You said I could come
if it was an emergency.

78
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Well, what happened?
What's the matter?

79
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I got lonely.

80
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You got lonely?!

81
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You got lonely?!

82
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Why do we not go to a movie
this afternoon?

83
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Because Roger and I have
a lot of work to do.

84
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Now, get out,
and I mean it. Now.

85
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[SIGHS]

86
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Hey!
Look what Sam's doing.

87
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Yeah?
Oh, uh, S-Sam.

88
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Sam, please, now, don't
touch any of the buttons

89
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until I give you
the orders, huh?

90
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Red for red,
and green for green, okay?

91
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Don't worry. He'll be all right
when the time comes.

92
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Yeah, but what good is it?
He can't make any decisions.

93
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We might as well
have a robot up there.

94
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I will buy lunch.

95
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I know a wonderful
little restaurant

96
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along the banks of the Nile.

97
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Really?
Well, I'm starved. I...

98
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Roger, we've got work to do.

99
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Lots of work to do.

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BELLOWS:
Oh, uh, Major Nelson, I was...

101
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Doctor. Uh...

102
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<i>Insha'Allah,</i> effendi.

103
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Um...

104
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who was that?

105
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The water boy.

106
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Yes.

107
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Come along, Sam.

108
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We have a lot of work to do.

109
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[?]

110
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Whew.

111
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[LAUGHS]

112
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Was that not brilliant, master?

113
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He did not suspect a thing.

114
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[CHUCKLES] No.

115
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He probably just thought
you were one of the regular,

116
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run-of-the-mill
NASA Arabs.

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[BOTH CHUCKLE]

118
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Goodbye, Jeannie.

119
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No lunch?

120
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No lunch.

121
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Dr. Bellows is expecting
too much out of this.

122
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What do you mean?

123
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Even if Sam does
his job properly,

124
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we're gonna get
limited information.

125
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What <i>Orbiter 5</i> needs
up there is a man.

126
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Well... let's stop dreaming
and get back to work.

127
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We don't have a man,
we've got a monkey.

128
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Master.

129
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Jeannie, please.

130
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Where shall I go?

131
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Where does any woman go?

132
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Spend the day
at the beauty parlor.

133
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Very well, master.

134
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Jeannie.

135
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Mm.
Yes, master?

136
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Please.

137
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Goodbye, master.

138
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You've done very well
this morning, Sam.

139
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Here's a reward for you.

140
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[?]

141
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Now, Sam...

142
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the next test we're gonna...

143
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Sam?

144
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Sam?!

145
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Look, I-I...
That wiring's loose.

146
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I think we'd better get
an electrician in here.

147
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Uh...

148
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I don't think we ought
to fool around with it.

149
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Hold on.
I got an idea.

150
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[GRUNTS]

151
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Give me... Give me
the screwdriver, will ya?

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Mm-hm.

153
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Hi.

154
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Oh, hi.
That was fast.

155
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Um, there's something wrong
with the signal switch.

156
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Would you look at it, please?

157
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Sure.

158
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Come out, come out,
wherever you are.

159
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Here's a nice banana for you.

160
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Now, you've got to be
in this room somewhere.

161
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Yeah, you're new around here,
aren't you?

162
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Mm.
Hm?

163
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Where...?
Where are you from?

164
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The Cameroons.

165
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Equatorial West Africa.

166
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That's where I was born
and raised as a kid.

167
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[CHUCKLES] No kidding.

168
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Yeah.

169
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And then my...
My whole family got captured.

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Captured?

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Wire ends.

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Sam is irreplaceable.

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<i>You</i> are not.

174
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I want you to find that chimp.

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Oh, I will, general.
I will.

176
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And I think I know
just where to look.

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I said to myself,
if I were a chimpanzee,

178
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where would I go?

179
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And what did you decide?

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I'd go to where Major Nelson is.

181
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Major Nelson?
Yes, sir.

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My theory is
that Sam has gone in search

183
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of his mother substitute.

184
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And Tony Nelson is
Sam's mother substitute.

185
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That's right, general.

186
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After all, Major Nelson has
worked very closely with Sam.

187
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Sam's animal instincts
told him...

188
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that he was being
placed in jeopardy.

189
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And he felt an overwhelming need

190
00:08:01,449 --> 00:08:04,072
for the warmth and comfort
of the maternal bosom.

191
00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,956
How does that sound to you, sir?

192
00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:10,729
It sounds to me as though
you've been seeing

193
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too many jungle pictures.

194
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Find Sam.

195
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Um...

196
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I-I-is that gonna
take you long, uh...

197
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Sam.

198
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Sam.

199
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You wouldn't like
another electrician

200
00:08:28,185 --> 00:08:29,480
to help you, would you?

201
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I'm no electrician.
I'm a scientist.

202
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A scientist, huh?

203
00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:35,385
Yeah. It's a beautiful
success story.

204
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I'm the first scientist
in our family.

205
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One of my brothers made it big
in show business.

206
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Maybe you saw him
on <i>The Jerry Lewis Show.</i>

207
00:08:42,745 --> 00:08:43,800
Mm, no, I...

208
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I don't think
I caught it. Uh...

209
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Y-you're gonna...

210
00:08:46,582 --> 00:08:47,732
You're gonna be able to, uh,

211
00:08:47,782 --> 00:08:49,350
put that back together,
aren't you?

212
00:08:49,417 --> 00:08:52,294
[BUZZ] Uh, will you
excuse me, please?

213
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Hello, Major Nelson here.

214
00:08:54,554 --> 00:08:55,848
Oh, hello,
Dr. Bellows.

215
00:08:55,904 --> 00:08:57,407
[GUTTURAL GRUNTS]

216
00:08:57,472 --> 00:08:58,463
Huh?

217
00:08:58,506 --> 00:09:00,042
Just a minute.

218
00:09:00,108 --> 00:09:01,949
Y-you, uh...
You say Sam's escaped?

219
00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:04,812
You think he's
on his way over here.

220
00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:06,317
Well, w-why?

221
00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,497
Huh...

222
00:09:07,545 --> 00:09:08,545
A mother what?

223
00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:11,056
Oh. Oh, yeah.

224
00:09:11,116 --> 00:09:13,259
Yes, sir. Of course we'll
keep our eyes open for him.

225
00:09:13,350 --> 00:09:14,436
Right, sir.
Yeah.

226
00:09:14,483 --> 00:09:16,338
Hey, uh, Dr. Bellows
is on his way over here.

227
00:09:16,418 --> 00:09:18,081
He thinks Sam is coming.

228
00:09:18,153 --> 00:09:19,528
Don't let him get me.

229
00:09:19,587 --> 00:09:20,994
I wanna stay here with you.

230
00:09:21,055 --> 00:09:22,110
Now, wait a minute here.

231
00:09:22,155 --> 00:09:23,498
Eh, would you get off, huh?

232
00:09:23,556 --> 00:09:25,155
I don't wanna go back
in that cage.

233
00:09:25,224 --> 00:09:26,375
You know, look...

234
00:09:26,425 --> 00:09:27,929
Get off, will you?
Nobody's gonna

235
00:09:27,994 --> 00:09:29,049
put you back in a cage.

236
00:09:29,095 --> 00:09:30,501
What's the matter with you, Sam?

237
00:09:30,561 --> 00:09:31,712
Sam. That's Sam.

238
00:09:31,762 --> 00:09:32,785
I know it's Sam.

239
00:09:32,830 --> 00:09:34,493
Sam? It can't be Sam. Yeah-heh.

240
00:09:34,564 --> 00:09:36,643
Uh, yes, it can be.
Jeannie.

241
00:09:36,732 --> 00:09:37,691
Jeannie!

242
00:09:37,733 --> 00:09:39,333
Why would Jeannie
do a thing like that?

243
00:09:39,402 --> 00:09:40,889
Why does she do anything?
Jeannie!

244
00:09:40,953 --> 00:09:42,871
Don't let 'em take me.

245
00:09:42,953 --> 00:09:44,761
He treated me like a monkey.

246
00:09:44,839 --> 00:09:47,064
Yeah, but, Sam,
you are a monkey.

247
00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:52,462
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

248
00:09:52,527 --> 00:09:54,222
Who are you calling a monkey?

249
00:09:54,295 --> 00:09:55,831
Uh, Sam, I'm sorry about this,

250
00:09:55,897 --> 00:09:58,199
but you're just gonna have
to become a chimpanzee again.

251
00:09:58,297 --> 00:09:59,896
You wanna be a chimpanzee?

252
00:09:59,965 --> 00:10:01,020
Be a chimpanzee.

253
00:10:01,066 --> 00:10:02,490
I'm staying a man.

254
00:10:02,551 --> 00:10:04,661
Eh, Sam.
This whole thing is a mistake.

255
00:10:04,752 --> 00:10:05,904
Uh, uh, uh, uh...
So you see,

256
00:10:05,954 --> 00:10:07,551
a friend of mine, I have this...

257
00:10:07,619 --> 00:10:09,475
[?]

258
00:10:12,108 --> 00:10:13,722
[WOMEN CHATTERING]

259
00:10:15,993 --> 00:10:17,177
Good afternoon.

260
00:10:17,228 --> 00:10:18,330
Good afternoon.

261
00:10:18,378 --> 00:10:19,449
Can I help you?

262
00:10:19,495 --> 00:10:20,870
Oh, I hope so.

263
00:10:20,930 --> 00:10:21,985
My master sent me.

264
00:10:23,199 --> 00:10:25,101
Uh, well, what exactly
can we do for you?

265
00:10:25,899 --> 00:10:28,155
Well...
I-I-I am not sure.

266
00:10:28,251 --> 00:10:30,203
I've never been
to a beauty parlor before.

267
00:10:30,287 --> 00:10:31,949
You've never...

268
00:10:32,021 --> 00:10:34,996
Just one minute.
I'll get Mr. Sidney, okay?

269
00:10:35,123 --> 00:10:36,274
Mm.

270
00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:40,806
[CHATTER, LAUGHTER]

271
00:10:41,994 --> 00:10:43,209
Uh, good afternoon.

272
00:10:43,262 --> 00:10:44,541
Oh.

273
00:10:44,596 --> 00:10:46,195
I understand you've never been

274
00:10:46,264 --> 00:10:47,976
in a beauty salon before.

275
00:10:48,050 --> 00:10:49,280
That is right.

276
00:10:49,333 --> 00:10:51,092
What would you like?

277
00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:53,182
Well, what do you have?

278
00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,647
I'm glad you asked.

279
00:10:58,206 --> 00:11:01,116
Uh, get ready
for one super deluxe.

280
00:11:02,260 --> 00:11:03,458
[GIGGLES]

281
00:11:03,509 --> 00:11:04,277
[LAUGHS]

282
00:11:04,311 --> 00:11:06,261
Right this way, please.

283
00:11:08,264 --> 00:11:09,639
TONY:
Sam, now... Now...

284
00:11:09,698 --> 00:11:10,657
Try...

285
00:11:10,699 --> 00:11:11,817
Sam...

286
00:11:11,865 --> 00:11:13,657
Uh, what I've been trying
to say is that, uh,

287
00:11:13,734 --> 00:11:15,108
according to Darwin,

288
00:11:15,167 --> 00:11:16,990
it's gonna be several
thousand years before

289
00:11:17,069 --> 00:11:18,669
you reach our level
of development.

290
00:11:18,738 --> 00:11:19,920
Uh... Oh...
Sam, you...

291
00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:21,939
You'd be...
Be much happier as a chimp.

292
00:11:22,023 --> 00:11:22,869
Oh, yeah?

293
00:11:22,906 --> 00:11:24,825
Have you ever seen
a chimp driving around

294
00:11:24,908 --> 00:11:26,572
in a convertible with a blond.

295
00:11:26,643 --> 00:11:27,761
Heh-heh.

296
00:11:27,810 --> 00:11:29,825
I've got a mate
you wouldn't believe.

297
00:11:29,911 --> 00:11:31,671
Big, hairy...

298
00:11:31,747 --> 00:11:32,800
Rrr.

299
00:11:32,845 --> 00:11:33,869
[SNIFFS]

300
00:11:33,914 --> 00:11:34,937
He's coming.

301
00:11:34,981 --> 00:11:36,068
I smell it.

302
00:11:36,115 --> 00:11:37,346
You smell who?

303
00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,808
Hey, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.

304
00:11:38,868 --> 00:11:39,923
Don't go up there.

305
00:11:39,969 --> 00:11:41,247
[BOTH SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

306
00:11:41,302 --> 00:11:42,581
Any sign of Sam?
Oh, y-yeah.

307
00:11:42,637 --> 00:11:44,203
Uh, no.
Nothing to talk about.

308
00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:45,422
Nothing to talk about, sir.

309
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,135
Well, I have
a general alarm out,

310
00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:48,358
and I've had the base
sealed off.

311
00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:49,415
Oh, he won't get away.

312
00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,937
After all, how far can
a chimpanzee get

313
00:11:52,043 --> 00:11:53,322
before someone sees him.

314
00:11:53,377 --> 00:11:55,040
Well, I... I think I can,
uh, guarantee

315
00:11:55,112 --> 00:11:56,648
he'll be up in that
capsule tomorrow.

316
00:11:56,714 --> 00:11:57,832
Yeah, he's gone!

317
00:11:57,881 --> 00:11:58,744
Who's gone?

318
00:11:58,781 --> 00:11:59,900
Well, Sam.

319
00:11:59,949 --> 00:12:01,868
We know that, major.

320
00:12:01,950 --> 00:12:04,445
That's why I put out
a general alarm.

321
00:12:04,552 --> 00:12:06,151
You'd better pull
yourself together.

322
00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:07,220
Yes.

323
00:12:14,425 --> 00:12:15,960
Come on, let's go. Wait, where?

324
00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:17,129
Where?
Come on.

325
00:12:17,894 --> 00:12:19,350
[CHATTERING]

326
00:12:21,180 --> 00:12:23,739
And you have
a lovely complexion.

327
00:12:23,849 --> 00:12:25,960
It's hard to believe
you've never been

328
00:12:26,050 --> 00:12:27,489
in a beauty salon.

329
00:12:27,551 --> 00:12:30,654
Well, I used to go
to the Roman baths a lot.

330
00:12:30,787 --> 00:12:32,578
The Roman baths?

331
00:12:32,655 --> 00:12:34,607
Yes.
Nero's wife and I

332
00:12:34,690 --> 00:12:36,576
used to go every
Saturday morning

333
00:12:36,657 --> 00:12:38,416
before the chariot races.

334
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,391
Oh.
Oh, I hope my master

335
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,027
likes the way I look.

336
00:12:43,094 --> 00:12:45,591
Oh-ho-ho.
I'm sure he will.

337
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:46,657
[GRUNTS]

338
00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:47,881
There we go.

339
00:12:49,867 --> 00:12:51,402
[SCREAMS]

340
00:12:51,468 --> 00:12:53,515
What? Madam. Oh.

341
00:12:53,603 --> 00:12:56,098
This isn't beauty parlor.

342
00:12:58,356 --> 00:13:00,164
[BUZZING]

343
00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:04,339
Sam.

344
00:13:05,661 --> 00:13:07,037
Oh, Sam.
[WHISTLES]

345
00:13:07,096 --> 00:13:08,503
Sam.

346
00:13:08,564 --> 00:13:10,002
Sam!

347
00:13:17,052 --> 00:13:18,171
What are we gonna do, Tony?

348
00:13:18,220 --> 00:13:19,435
I'm afraid he's gotten away.

349
00:13:19,487 --> 00:13:21,054
Oh, how could he
have gotten away?

350
00:13:21,122 --> 00:13:22,529
There's...
There's nowhere to go.

351
00:13:22,589 --> 00:13:24,316
There's guards all over the place.
Yeah.

352
00:13:24,391 --> 00:13:26,565
I know. We'll use psychology.
Think like a chimp.

353
00:13:26,658 --> 00:13:27,939
No, I'm serious.

354
00:13:27,994 --> 00:13:30,392
Now, if you were a chimpanzee,
and... And you wanted to hide,

355
00:13:30,495 --> 00:13:31,582
where would you go?

356
00:13:31,629 --> 00:13:32,748
Well, I don't know.

357
00:13:32,797 --> 00:13:34,780
The first place I'd go
is up a tree.

358
00:13:34,865 --> 00:13:36,720
[?]

359
00:13:39,934 --> 00:13:41,757
[GRUNTS AGGRESSIVELY]

360
00:13:41,835 --> 00:13:42,859
[SQUEALS]

361
00:13:47,507 --> 00:13:48,770
Now, come on down, Sam.

362
00:13:48,824 --> 00:13:50,231
Nobody's gonna hurt you.

363
00:13:50,292 --> 00:13:54,259
I'm staying here
till that missile goes up.

364
00:13:54,428 --> 00:13:56,972
How would you like a banana?
Or some peanuts?

365
00:13:57,081 --> 00:13:58,871
I'll get you a bag of peanuts.
What do ya say?

366
00:13:58,948 --> 00:14:00,051
Major Nelson.
Yes?

367
00:14:00,099 --> 00:14:00,994
Would you mind telling me

368
00:14:01,033 --> 00:14:02,889
what you're doing?

369
00:14:02,969 --> 00:14:04,759
Uh... Oh, I was speaking
to the gardener, sir.

370
00:14:04,836 --> 00:14:06,146
He's pruning the trees.

371
00:14:06,202 --> 00:14:08,730
Well, I suggest that you get on
with your search for Sam.

372
00:14:08,838 --> 00:14:10,052
That's what I was doing, sir.

373
00:14:10,105 --> 00:14:11,928
I thought perhaps
the gardener had seen him.

374
00:14:12,006 --> 00:14:12,902
Have you?

375
00:14:12,941 --> 00:14:14,652
[SCREECHES AGGRESSIVELY]

376
00:14:18,395 --> 00:14:21,098
A simple yes or no
would have been sufficient.

377
00:14:21,214 --> 00:14:23,261
Help these days is impossible.

378
00:14:27,051 --> 00:14:28,474
ROGER:
Now what?

379
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,686
I mean, even if we get him down,

380
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:32,215
how are we gonna turn him back
into a chimpanzee again?

381
00:14:32,321 --> 00:14:33,840
Yeah.

382
00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:35,298
[TARZAN YELL]

383
00:14:36,708 --> 00:14:37,971
Shh. Be quiet.

384
00:14:39,109 --> 00:14:40,517
Uh, Jeannie.
Jeannie what?

385
00:14:40,578 --> 00:14:42,593
Jeannie'll change him back.
That's the answer...

386
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:43,639
Would you...?

387
00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:44,703
But Jeannie isn't here.

388
00:14:44,748 --> 00:14:45,770
Well, she will be.

389
00:14:45,814 --> 00:14:47,061
Whenever I'm in trouble,

390
00:14:47,115 --> 00:14:49,065
I just concentrate on her,
and she comes to me.

391
00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:50,686
Now, I gotta concentrate.
Ahem.

392
00:14:50,752 --> 00:14:52,030
Jeannie.

393
00:14:52,085 --> 00:14:53,492
Jeannie.

394
00:14:54,402 --> 00:14:56,129
Would you like some coffee?

395
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:58,865
I cannot hear you.

396
00:15:00,524 --> 00:15:02,283
Would you like some coffee?

397
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:03,925
Oh, yes, I would.

398
00:15:12,149 --> 00:15:13,156
Jeannie.

399
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,991
Yeah, it's no use, Roge.

400
00:15:15,068 --> 00:15:17,403
You mean your friend's
not gonna change me back again.

401
00:15:17,503 --> 00:15:19,101
Yeah, that's right.
Come on, let's go.

402
00:15:19,170 --> 00:15:20,962
ROGER: Wait a minute. Hey!

403
00:15:21,039 --> 00:15:22,639
Wait for me.

404
00:15:33,564 --> 00:15:35,419
Do you hear something?

405
00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:36,938
No.

406
00:15:38,367 --> 00:15:40,382
I thought I heard someone
calling my name.

407
00:15:42,602 --> 00:15:43,946
May I use your phone?

408
00:15:44,005 --> 00:15:46,116
Oh, yes. There's one
in the other room. Oh.

409
00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:48,200
I'll get it. Please
do not bother.

410
00:15:58,848 --> 00:16:01,343
The first thing I'm gonna do
is move in with you.

411
00:16:01,450 --> 00:16:03,977
I'm a lot of laughs
once you get to know me.

412
00:16:04,085 --> 00:16:05,876
Boy, we'll really be swinging.

413
00:16:05,953 --> 00:16:07,103
At the end of a noose.

414
00:16:07,153 --> 00:16:08,530
What?
Nothing.

415
00:16:08,589 --> 00:16:11,499
Sam, you wouldn't want to hold
up the space program, would you?

416
00:16:11,624 --> 00:16:12,679
What? Who, me?

417
00:16:12,724 --> 00:16:14,002
I'm all ready to go up.

418
00:16:14,058 --> 00:16:15,179
All you have to do

419
00:16:15,227 --> 00:16:17,561
is call Dr. Bellows
and tell him who I am.

420
00:16:17,661 --> 00:16:19,228
He's got you there.

421
00:16:19,296 --> 00:16:21,823
Hey. What do you say
we all go nightclubbing?

422
00:16:21,931 --> 00:16:24,073
Someplace where they got
a lot of swinging chicks.

423
00:16:24,165 --> 00:16:25,317
Zowie.

424
00:16:25,367 --> 00:16:26,326
[INTERCOM BUZZES]

425
00:16:26,367 --> 00:16:28,701
That's probably
Dr. Bellows.

426
00:16:28,801 --> 00:16:30,017
Give him my love.

427
00:16:32,438 --> 00:16:34,166
Hello.
Major Nelson here.

428
00:16:34,241 --> 00:16:35,807
JEANNIE:
<i>Hello, master.</i>

429
00:16:35,874 --> 00:16:36,833
Oh. Heh-heh.

430
00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:38,026
Hello, uh...

431
00:16:38,075 --> 00:16:39,002
<i>Hello, major.</i>

432
00:16:39,043 --> 00:16:40,258
Major?

433
00:16:40,310 --> 00:16:41,269
[GIGGLES]

434
00:16:41,311 --> 00:16:42,846
This is Jeannie, master.

435
00:16:42,912 --> 00:16:44,671
Yes, I know.

436
00:16:44,747 --> 00:16:46,633
<i>You know that package</i>
<i>you exchanged for me?</i>

437
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:47,994
Package?

438
00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:49,488
[GASPS] Oh.

439
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,085
You must mean Sam.

440
00:16:51,151 --> 00:16:53,375
I knew that would
make you happy, master.

441
00:16:53,471 --> 00:16:55,564
Heh-heh. Well, happy's
not really the word for it.

442
00:16:55,653 --> 00:16:57,476
Yeah, I'd like you
to take it back.

443
00:16:57,555 --> 00:16:58,995
Oh, but I thought that...
<i>Yeah, look...</i>

444
00:16:59,057 --> 00:17:01,103
Jeannie, I'd like you
to take it back right now.

445
00:17:02,508 --> 00:17:03,532
If that is what you wish.

446
00:17:03,577 --> 00:17:05,624
<i>That's what I wish.</i>
Ohh!

447
00:17:05,711 --> 00:17:06,718
[GASPS]

448
00:17:06,762 --> 00:17:08,121
Hello?

449
00:17:08,180 --> 00:17:11,539
I don't think we'll ever get
this place back together again.

450
00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:13,217
[GIBBERING] What did you say?

451
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:14,594
Sam.

452
00:17:14,651 --> 00:17:17,146
Hey, Tony, it's that...
Jeannie's turned him back again.

453
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:19,428
Oh, you're not gonna do
any nightclubbing after all.

454
00:17:19,521 --> 00:17:20,960
You're going up
in space tomorrow.

455
00:17:21,022 --> 00:17:22,557
Not if I can help it.

456
00:17:22,623 --> 00:17:25,086
Say...
on him it looks good.

457
00:17:27,393 --> 00:17:28,393
See you later.

458
00:17:28,811 --> 00:17:29,849
[GIBBERING]

459
00:17:29,894 --> 00:17:30,918
Tony?

460
00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:32,337
Is that you Tony?

461
00:17:32,397 --> 00:17:34,764
Don't worry about a thing.
I'm gonna sneak you out of here.

462
00:17:34,865 --> 00:17:36,015
Sam!
Where?

463
00:17:36,065 --> 00:17:37,185
You found Sam.

464
00:17:37,233 --> 00:17:38,831
Oh, this... Found Sam.
Oh, that's, uh...

465
00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:40,692
That's not Sam, sir.
Then who is it?

466
00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:42,272
Who is that?
Oh, that's, uh...

467
00:17:42,337 --> 00:17:43,680
That's Ernie.
It's his cousin.

468
00:17:43,738 --> 00:17:45,273
Used to hang around
at the zoo, and...

469
00:17:45,339 --> 00:17:47,322
Now, don't be ridiculous,
Major Healey.

470
00:17:47,407 --> 00:17:49,358
There's only one chimpanzee
around here.

471
00:17:49,442 --> 00:17:50,593
Why...

472
00:17:50,643 --> 00:17:52,946
Besides, I know Sam
when I see him. Here we are.

473
00:17:53,044 --> 00:17:54,867
Come along, Sam. Whoa, whoa.
Wait a minute.

474
00:17:54,946 --> 00:17:57,121
You can't take Sam with you, sir.
And why not?

475
00:17:57,214 --> 00:17:58,493
Well, he's just a baby.

476
00:17:58,548 --> 00:17:59,828
Oh, Major Healey.

477
00:17:59,883 --> 00:18:01,768
Sam has been trained
for this mission.

478
00:18:01,849 --> 00:18:03,049
Where's Major Nelson?

479
00:18:03,101 --> 00:18:04,892
I-I think he's at the end
of his rope.

480
00:18:04,969 --> 00:18:06,391
Send him to me
as soon as you find him.

481
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,629
This mission is
going up on schedule.

482
00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:09,722
Sir?

483
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,484
Oh.

484
00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:13,549
Jeannie.
Jeannie.

485
00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:14,592
Jeannie.

486
00:18:17,128 --> 00:18:18,231
There.

487
00:18:18,279 --> 00:18:20,422
That looks truly elegant.

488
00:18:26,351 --> 00:18:27,950
No.

489
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:29,138
Thank you very much

490
00:18:29,186 --> 00:18:31,745
but I think I like it better
the other way.

491
00:18:31,855 --> 00:18:33,710
There. Do you not think
this is bet...?

492
00:18:33,789 --> 00:18:35,292
[THUMP]

493
00:18:37,691 --> 00:18:39,993
RECEPTIONIST:
Mr. Sidney.

494
00:18:42,428 --> 00:18:44,156
Yes, General Wisten,
that's right.

495
00:18:44,230 --> 00:18:47,236
Sam is right here in my office.

496
00:18:47,364 --> 00:18:48,836
And he's in fine shape

497
00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:50,563
for his little trip into space.

498
00:18:50,634 --> 00:18:51,433
[GIBBERING]

499
00:18:51,468 --> 00:18:53,035
Oh.
Don't worry, sir.

500
00:18:53,103 --> 00:18:55,678
Hm-hm. I intend to keep
Sam here right with me

501
00:18:55,788 --> 00:18:57,562
every second until blastoff.

502
00:18:57,638 --> 00:19:00,309
Thank you, general.
That's very kind of you.

503
00:19:00,423 --> 00:19:02,918
Well, it was just a question
of understanding

504
00:19:03,025 --> 00:19:04,401
animal psychology.

505
00:19:26,825 --> 00:19:29,608
Yes. The animal mind
is so different...

506
00:19:31,913 --> 00:19:33,025
[HIGH-PITCHED WAIL]

507
00:19:33,598 --> 00:19:34,637
<i>Dr. Bellows.</i>

508
00:19:34,682 --> 00:19:35,737
<i>Are you there?</i>

509
00:19:37,534 --> 00:19:39,053
General Wisten...

510
00:19:39,118 --> 00:19:41,581
I've just discovered

511
00:19:41,687 --> 00:19:43,302
the missing link.

512
00:19:43,371 --> 00:19:44,371
[GIBBERING]

513
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:47,640
Oh, excuse me.

514
00:19:51,076 --> 00:19:52,355
I'll see ya later, honey.

515
00:19:52,411 --> 00:19:54,585
I gotta visit a sick friend.

516
00:19:54,678 --> 00:19:56,118
[GRUNTING SOFTLY]

517
00:20:02,150 --> 00:20:03,333
Well...

518
00:20:03,384 --> 00:20:05,032
How you doing, buddy boy?

519
00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:05,935
[GIBBERING]

520
00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:07,409
I know just how you feel.

521
00:20:07,471 --> 00:20:09,901
I'm up to here
with them bananas myself.

522
00:20:12,108 --> 00:20:14,411
Hey, you know this evolution
you was telling me about.

523
00:20:14,509 --> 00:20:15,851
I kind of like it.

524
00:20:19,013 --> 00:20:20,212
Master.

525
00:20:20,263 --> 00:20:22,309
Master, I'm home.

526
00:20:23,999 --> 00:20:25,069
[BRAKES SCREECH]

527
00:20:28,319 --> 00:20:29,630
Jeannie!

528
00:20:32,539 --> 00:20:33,593
Oh, Major Healey.

529
00:20:33,638 --> 00:20:34,998
Oh.
Where's Major Nelson?

530
00:20:35,057 --> 00:20:37,007
Where? You're asking me
where Major Nelson is?

531
00:20:37,091 --> 00:20:38,850
He's a monkey,
that's where he is.

532
00:20:38,925 --> 00:20:40,236
I do not understand.

533
00:20:40,293 --> 00:20:41,701
Yeah, well, you blinked cockeyed

534
00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:43,360
and turned him
into a chimpanzee.

535
00:20:43,428 --> 00:20:44,836
Oh, no. Oh, no.

536
00:20:46,065 --> 00:20:47,328
Wait for me!
Wait.

537
00:20:47,382 --> 00:20:48,901
Oh, wait. Wait!

538
00:20:48,967 --> 00:20:50,326
I'd help you out, buddy boy,

539
00:20:50,384 --> 00:20:52,463
but I have this date tonight
with a brunette.

540
00:20:52,553 --> 00:20:53,800
This is the life.

541
00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:56,508
I'm taking her up to our place
for a drink.

542
00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:57,741
Good luck, Tony.

543
00:20:59,423 --> 00:21:00,447
Oh. Hi.

544
00:21:00,491 --> 00:21:01,641
How's tricks?

545
00:21:01,691 --> 00:21:03,067
I will show you.

546
00:21:06,179 --> 00:21:07,202
Oh.
Oh.

547
00:21:07,246 --> 00:21:08,685
Jeannie.
Oh, master.

548
00:21:08,747 --> 00:21:09,930
You are not angry with me?

549
00:21:09,981 --> 00:21:11,196
Uh... Angry with you?

550
00:21:11,249 --> 00:21:14,351
You're the most beautiful person
I've ever seen.

551
00:21:14,483 --> 00:21:16,883
You're the most beautiful person
I've ever seen in my life.

552
00:21:16,986 --> 00:21:18,297
Where have ya been?

553
00:21:18,354 --> 00:21:20,513
I went to the beauty parlor,
where you sent me.

554
00:21:20,605 --> 00:21:22,779
JEANNIE:
Why did you not call me?

555
00:21:22,873 --> 00:21:24,537
[TONY LAUGHS]

556
00:21:24,608 --> 00:21:26,718
Why didn't I call you?
Mm.

557
00:21:27,827 --> 00:21:30,514
Uh... Uh... Excuse me.
Yes. Excuse me.

558
00:21:30,629 --> 00:21:32,292
Uh, I'm afraid
you're not gonna be able

559
00:21:32,364 --> 00:21:33,898
to keep that date tonight.

560
00:21:33,964 --> 00:21:35,948
You're not really dressed
for it, you know.

561
00:21:37,334 --> 00:21:38,581
Sam.

562
00:21:38,635 --> 00:21:40,938
You may not believe this...

563
00:21:41,036 --> 00:21:42,059
but I envy you.

564
00:21:42,104 --> 00:21:43,319
I really do.

565
00:21:43,371 --> 00:21:44,458
You're gonna g...

566
00:21:44,505 --> 00:21:46,392
Go up there
and have a wonderful trip.

567
00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:48,231
And we're gonna
get you down safely.

568
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,874
Thattaboy.

569
00:21:49,941 --> 00:21:50,997
Oh.
Oh.

570
00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:52,770
Roger. Roger.
He's gotta be going crazy.

571
00:21:52,844 --> 00:21:55,069
Roger.
I gotta find Roger.

572
00:21:55,513 --> 00:21:56,792
[GIGGLES]

573
00:21:58,314 --> 00:22:00,490
There you are, love bug.

574
00:22:00,583 --> 00:22:01,542
Oh, yeah.
Good one.

575
00:22:01,584 --> 00:22:03,087
[GIGGLES]

576
00:22:03,152 --> 00:22:05,614
BELLOWS: This is the most
miraculous thing I've ever seen.

577
00:22:05,719 --> 00:22:06,719
Oh.

578
00:22:08,122 --> 00:22:11,336
If this is a joke of some kind...
General.

579
00:22:11,473 --> 00:22:14,288
I'm telling you, I saw him
write that with my own eyes.

580
00:22:15,310 --> 00:22:16,989
Well... I'll go down
in history.

581
00:22:17,061 --> 00:22:18,388
Ask him to write something.

582
00:22:18,446 --> 00:22:19,421
Yes, sir.

583
00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:22,438
Oh, Sam. Uh, uh...
This is General Wisten.

584
00:22:22,565 --> 00:22:25,796
He would, uh,
like to see you write something.

585
00:22:25,934 --> 00:22:28,197
Now, it doesn't have to be
anything fancy.

586
00:22:29,153 --> 00:22:31,232
Four score and seven years ago,

587
00:22:31,321 --> 00:22:35,080
our fathers brought forth
on this continent a new nation

588
00:22:35,241 --> 00:22:38,920
conceived in liberty
and dedicated to the proposition

589
00:22:39,077 --> 00:22:41,844
that all men are created equal.

590
00:22:41,962 --> 00:22:43,753
You really believe this.

591
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:46,085
Oh, you'll see it
for yourself, general.

592
00:22:46,182 --> 00:22:48,325
Now... here we are.

593
00:22:48,416 --> 00:22:51,039
"The Gettysburg Address."

594
00:22:51,152 --> 00:22:52,655
Written...

595
00:22:52,719 --> 00:22:53,947
by a monkey.

596
00:22:55,371 --> 00:22:57,833
You almost had it right, doctor.

597
00:22:57,939 --> 00:23:00,371
It was dictated by a monkey.

598
00:23:02,625 --> 00:23:04,993
Psychiatrists!

599
00:23:05,095 --> 00:23:06,323
[DOOR SLAMS]

600
00:23:07,530 --> 00:23:09,913
Where did I go wrong?

601
00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:11,015
[GIBBERS]

602
00:23:21,506 --> 00:23:23,440
[MEN CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

603
00:23:27,077 --> 00:23:28,515
This is Control to <i>Orbiter 5.</i>

604
00:23:28,577 --> 00:23:29,696
Control to <i>Orbiter 5.</i>

605
00:23:29,744 --> 00:23:31,356
Can you hear me, Sam?

606
00:23:32,197 --> 00:23:33,268
TONY:
Good. You're doing fine.

607
00:23:33,314 --> 00:23:34,721
Just... Just relax.

608
00:23:34,782 --> 00:23:37,004
I want you to press
the green button, Sam.

609
00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:41,582
The green button
on the panel board.

610
00:23:41,652 --> 00:23:43,540
[MAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY
OVER PA]

611
00:23:43,622 --> 00:23:45,396
He did it.
I knew he could.

612
00:23:45,472 --> 00:23:47,648
Heh. All right,
you're doing great.

613
00:23:47,741 --> 00:23:50,587
Now, Sam, I want you
to press the red button.

614
00:23:52,795 --> 00:23:53,818
Yeah.

615
00:23:53,862 --> 00:23:55,141
Excellent.

616
00:23:55,196 --> 00:23:57,691
All right now, Sam, you...
You're just doing fine.

617
00:23:57,798 --> 00:24:00,900
I want you to press
the red and the green button

618
00:24:01,033 --> 00:24:02,440
at the same time.

619
00:24:03,701 --> 00:24:05,380
TONY:
Red and green, Sam.

620
00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:07,319
Green and red, Sam.

621
00:24:08,771 --> 00:24:10,642
SAM: <i>Red and green?
Are you kidding?</i>

622
00:24:10,723 --> 00:24:12,259
<i>I've only got two hands,</i>
<i>you know.</i>

623
00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:13,795
<i>It's do this, do that.</i>

624
00:24:13,858 --> 00:24:15,777
<i>Do you know the trouble</i>
<i>with you human beings?</i>

625
00:24:15,860 --> 00:24:17,331
<i>You're never satisfied.</i>

626
00:24:17,394 --> 00:24:20,050
<i>Why can't you make up</i>
<i>your mind about...?</i>

627
00:24:23,986 --> 00:24:25,841
[?]

628
00:24:25,891 --> 00:24:30,441
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